“After everything we’ve seen, there isn’t much that rattles either of us anymore. But this one…this one still haunts me.”
When I first started this blog years ago, I was not a fan of the horror niche. I felt the genre had lost its way, had become infested with copycats, jump scares and murder porn. It was a desecrated canvas and there was mounting evidence to support that stance. If you’re a long-time reader, I’ve written about quite a few of them.
But I persisted on and over this period have found homages to classic horror (The Shining, The Silence of the Lambs, etc.). Scott Derrickson’s Sinister, Jennifer Kent’s The Babadook, Mike Flanagan’s Hush, Joss Whedon’s The Cabin in the Woods and Jordan Peele’s Get Out all remain personal favorites of mine and through more exposure to the medium, I’ve found more fertile crop than I originally believed to be there. The garden of horror is not all dead and unkempt after all.
I still find uncovering these gems to require significant effort and research one need not do to find a good action flick or laugh house. Perhaps due to marketing budgets, most horror flies under the radar and goes unnoticed by the general public without significant limelight. They don’t get the fanfare of a Marvel installment or star-studded drama. They operate in the shadows, as horrors are apt to do.
Add The Conjuring and its sequel to my trophy case.
My biggest takeaway from these first two pictures? Director James Wan gets it.
Horror, perhaps more than any other genre, requires dominant direction. Horror is not about script and story so much as aesthetic and tonality. A monster’s presence in a room says more than any quip of writing generally will. When done correctly, the two elements can amplify each other and serve as respective soundboards but a dread’s weight in a house pays huge dividends then and later.
Its predecessor had it and so does The Conjuring 2. Wan is no fluke, no one-time occurrence.
Chilling on a continuous loop, the 2016 installment contracts the spine and leaves you unknowingly shortening your breath, at times at the brink of gasping for air like on the edge of a mountain. Every scene offers the prospect of a new terror, leaving you analyzing every shot like an I Spy book. No detail, color scheme or piece of set design goes unseen during The Conjuring 2. It demands your full attention.
While the lore and the characters offer their own accolades, this sequel is so visually gripping they pale in comparison. That is likely one of the few downsides. The Conjuring 2 is simply so commanding optically, it almost leaves you in a state of paralysis, unable to perceive your immediate surroundings, as if in a trance. You expect the worst and yet you still find yourself in its clutches.
To say I was enamored with The Conjuring 2 might be an understatement. Wan’s prowess with captivation is extraordinary. Truly mesmerizing. It’s as if he has your eyes on a string, magnetized to whatever he chooses. The film’s sound editing only furthers the maestro’s orders. You dare not take a breath without his say so.
With apt steering and stunning finesse behind the camera, all that’s in front of it runs like a smooth red wine. The story line is certainly disturbing enough to garner interest. Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson perform admirably in their reprisals of Lorraine and Ed Warren, paranormal detectives. While such things are easy to discount in conversation, you’re ready to believe just about anything after viewing. Wan’s otherworldly handling seems capable of making anything believable.
There is a need for a more domineering heft from Farmiga and Wilson or any other character who comes on screen to match Wan’s intensity. Despite surreal experiences, the Warrens seem rather plain and composed. This doesn’t lend well to theatrics or impressions. I don’t know if I’d go so far as to say underwritten but certainly underdeveloped compared to the two pieces’ finer points. Against all the greatness on screen, character is rather lacking in these chapters and that’s what prevents The Conjuring 2 from endearing itself as an extraordinary product.
Once again, if you’re new to my blog, I’ve always ranked movies on a scale of 0-100 (I don’t know why, I just always have). Here’s the grading scale.
90-100 It’s a great movie and definitely one worth buying. (Batman Begins, The Matrix, L.A. Confidential, Her, Taken)
80-89 It was a pretty good movie and definitely one worth seeing, but it doesn’t quite scratch my top ten percentile. (Spider-Man: Far From Home, Dumb and Dumber, Pokemon Detective Pikachu, The Matrix Reloaded,Wanted)
70-79 It’s okay but I’ve seen better. It has its moments, but it has its flaws, too. (Solo: A Star Wars Story, The Matrix Revolutions, Triple Frontier, I am Legend, Ip Man 2)
60-69 It’s got plenty wrong with it but I still got enjoyment out of this one. (Zathura: A Space Adventure, Battleship, The Rundown, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Doctor Strange)
50-59 This movie isn’t intolerable but it’s not blowing my mind either. I’m trying really hard to get some sort of enjoyment out of this. (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, XXX, The Silence, The Fast and the Furious, Brooklyn’s Finest)
40-49 This movie is just mediocre. It’s not doing anything other than the bare minimal, so morbidly boring that sometimes I’m actually angry I watched this. (Transporter 3, Doom, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Power Rangers)
30-39 Definitely worse than mediocre, the 30′s ironically define the 1930′s, full of depression, lack of accomplishments, poverty and just so dumb. (Bulletproof Monk, High-Rise, Most Likely to Die, Independence Day: Resurgence, The Crow: City of Angels)
20-29 What did I just watch? Cliches, stupidity, nothingness, did I mention stupidity? Just…wow. (XXX: State of the Union, The Snowman, Avalanche Sharks, Catwoman, The Gunman)
0-19 Watching this movie resulted in one or more of the following: seizure, loss of brain cells, falling asleep/unconsciousness, feel you wasted your time/day, accomplished nothing for you, left the movie knowing less about it then you did going into it, constantly asking yourself why you came to see this movie, or near-death experience. In short, staring at a wall was just as entertaining as watching this movie. This movie deserved a sticker or a label that said, “WARNING: EXTREME AMOUNT OF SUCKAGE.” (The Extendables, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner, The Forbidden Dimensions, Cyborg, Outcast)
My score for The Conjuring 2: 84.
When your leading lad is this forceful, it’s impossible to fail. Wan’s direction alone demonstrates The Conjuring 2‘s quality and right to fame but a memorable character to balance the scales limits how high it can go.