“How you really think this is gonna go?”
“I’m gonna shoot you in your fucking face and then I’ll pretty much figure it out from there.”
I feel like there’s a moment in every person’s life where they do something exceptional. Some do incredible things and some comparatively smaller but everyone, at one point in their life, if they think really hard about it, has done something amazing.
When you take the time to recognize that thing, sometimes it’s hard to move past it because you know that might have been your peak. There’s a possibility you’ll never do anything that great again. There’s a chance that feeling of euphoria, of wholeness, doesn’t return.
I struggle with this personally. I spend a lot of time reminiscing, thinking about things done and left undone, times in my life I could and should have been better, pieces where I’m proud of what I accomplished. Sometimes, this chain of prior success is hard to break but it’s crucial you free yourself so you can move forward.
I really feel director Pierre Morel is in this predicament. Taken was a phenomenon and as I said years ago, a classic, pure and simple but Luc Besson was the engine of the enterprise. Morel’s most notable contribution was staying out of the way.
When you’re a part of something extraordinary, whether a work of art or a championship or a business, regardless of how big or small a role you played, it is natural to want to recreate that achievement. Over the years, I’ve come to believe reimagining success requires you to accept you cannot do it the way you did before. You have to work harder, think more critically and take a different approach. Those who do not adapt to life, who continue to believe the way things were done last time will work again, often struggle to revisit that level of splendor and fulfillment. Part of creating, of succeeding, is recognizing it as its own journey, unique to itself. You cannot duplicate success, only make a new one.
It’s taken me a long time to come to this conclusion. I only wish such wisdom didn’t take years to acquire.
When you don’t make these changes and utilize this knowledge, you end up with Morel’s filmography.
There have been a lot of Taken knockoffs since 2008 and a lot of vigilante justice comparatives. It’s an oversaturated story market. Everyone loves a rebel, someone who takes control in a powerless situation but the psychology, trauma and emotional weight of caped crusaders are what drive their stories. Often, the character simply isn’t interesting enough to warrant an escapade and Peppermint is one of them.
A far more interesting but less theatric premise would have been seeing Riley North (Jennifer Garner) try to move on with her life after her family’s murder, to see her rebuild herself after such a trauma rather than leap the Atlantic by suggesting a suburban housewife became a trained assassin over the course of five years and then eliminated cartel operations in one of the biggest cities in the world. Drama around such pain carries so much more weight and can lead to a much larger payoff.
To be clear, there might be five people in the world capable of doing something like this, of making the unimaginable jump from selling girl scout cookies to martial arts master and maestro of military-grade assault weapons. We’re talking about such a small percentage that it’s just very hard to believe in the material, even if you want to and when the character is as restrained as North is, moreso.
When the pool has as many people in it as the vigilante thriller, it’s hard to stick out as it is. Underwhelming writing and messaging don’t help.
I’m not going to criticize Garner here. If anything, she’s likely the main reason to click on this but a character who’s gone through immeasurable heartache and grief would never be this boring. Characters who have endured tragedy, who have suffered and rebuilt themselves, are polarizing. As a journalist, I interviewed a few of them during and after my college days, one a veteran with PTSD. He was one of the most complicated, admirable and intriguing people I ever covered, one easy to empathize with. To make Garner’s persona so dull feels insulting to the premise of everyday heroes like him.
Peppermint is a strong flavor. Peppermint isn’t.
When your writing is this blase, it’s not even worth criticizing the acting. You’re putting your cast in a losing position. With no bite to our protagonist and plagiarism to our villain, Peppermint is closer to watered down vanilla. It was hard to find a quote for the intro quip, the lines are so basic.
Morel’s background is in cinematography and Peppermint isn’t an artsy film either. Neither was The Gunman. In his pursuit of the golden fleece, he’s forgotten his roots.
I’m not gonna sit here and say Morel is a hack or a one-hit wonder. I haven’t watched enough of his filmography nor read interviews he’s done on his creative process. There’s no need for mudslinging but whatever promise Morel demonstrated with Taken hasn’t reappeared and I’m well aware, both as a person and a creative, how frustrating that can be. Something has to change with Morel and how he’s approaching his stories. If he doesn’t change, neither will the results.
Once again, if you’re new to my blog, I’ve always ranked movies on a scale of 0-100 (I don’t know why, I just always have). Here’s the grading scale.
90-100 It’s a great movie and definitely one worth buying. (Batman Begins, The Matrix, L.A. Confidential, Her, Taken)
80-89 It was a pretty good movie and definitely one worth seeing, but it doesn’t quite scratch my top ten percentile. (The Conjuring 2, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Dumb and Dumber, Pokemon Detective Pikachu, The Matrix Reloaded)
70-79 It’s okay but I’ve seen better. It has its moments, but it has its flaws, too. (Solo: A Star Wars Story, The Matrix Revolutions, Triple Frontier, I am Legend, Ip Man 2)
60-69 It’s got plenty wrong with it but I still got enjoyment out of this one. (Mr. Right, Zathura: A Space Adventure, Battleship, The Rundown, 2 Fast 2 Furious)
50-59 This movie isn’t intolerable but it’s not blowing my mind either. I’m trying really hard to get some sort of enjoyment out of this. (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, XXX, The Silence, The Fast and the Furious, Brooklyn’s Finest)
40-49 This movie is just mediocre. It’s not doing anything other than the bare minimal, so morbidly boring that sometimes I’m actually angry I watched this. (Transporter 3, Doom, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Power Rangers)
30-39 Definitely worse than mediocre, the 30′s ironically define the 1930′s, full of depression, lack of accomplishments, poverty and just so dumb. (Bulletproof Monk, High-Rise, Most Likely to Die, Independence Day: Resurgence, The Crow: City of Angels)
20-29 What did I just watch? Cliches, stupidity, nothingness, did I mention stupidity? Just…wow. (XXX: State of the Union, The Snowman, Avalanche Sharks, Catwoman, The Gunman)
0-19 Watching this movie resulted in one or more of the following: seizure, loss of brain cells, falling asleep/unconsciousness, feel you wasted your time/day, accomplished nothing for you, left the movie knowing less about it then you did going into it, constantly asking yourself why you came to see this movie, or near-death experience. In short, staring at a wall was just as entertaining as watching this movie. This movie deserved a sticker or a label that said, “WARNING: EXTREME AMOUNT OF SUCKAGE.” (The Extendables, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner, The Forbidden Dimensions, Cyborg, Outcast)
My score for Peppermint: 51.
With nothing stirring visually and no driving presence in front of the lens, Peppermint is a poor man’s copycat, an unoriginal work easily forgotten.