1. Patriots (+0)
Another dominant win for the Patriots over an injured Cowboys team. The Patriots have not faltered against a single opponent thus far.
2. Packers (+0)
Aaron Rodgers is apparently human. He threw two interceptions at home. With that said, he’s a very talented human. The Packer defense picked off Foles all day long and Green Bay is 5-0.
3. Bengals (+0)
What a win for Cincinnati. According to Trey Wingo, the teams down at least 17 points in the fourth quarter had lost 427 straight games. Dalton and the Bengals broke the streak. One of the best games I’ve ever seen. Bravo.
4. Cardinals (+0)
Back to the Arizona way, Palmer and the Cardinals destroyed Detroit on both sides of the ball.
5. Seahawks (+6)
They blew a 17-point lead, something you cannot do, but Seattle finally looked like the Super Bowl contender we were missing the last four weeks. It was a painful loss I’m sure, but Seattle fans should have hope after this game. They looked competitive.
6. Falcons (+0)
Matt Ryan struggled, committing three turnovers on the day, but Devonta Freeman had a huge day for the third straight week. It was a narrow win, but the Falcons have had three comeback wins on the season.
7. Vikings (+0)
Bye. They narrowly lost to Denver and now they face a Chiefs team that’s trending down.
8. Broncos (-3)
The dynamite offense that once was is completely gone. Peyton is 13th in passing yards and has thrown six touchdowns and seven interceptions. The Broncos offense didn’t score a touchdown against the Raiders. If the struggles on offense continue, Denver will find itself outside the top ten, even if they do have the best defense in the league.
9. Jets (+0)
Bye. Washington comes to New York. Let’s see if they continue their return to form.
10. Rams (+3)
The Rams probably aren’t a top-ten team right now, but there’s no one else that deserves this spot. The Rams flustered Aaron Rodgers on Sunday and Todd Gurley looks like he was worth the pick thus far.
11. Bills (-1)
No Sammy Watkins, no LeSean McCoy, no Karlos Williams. There’s little offense to be had in Buffalo right now and until one of those guys comes back, it’s going to be a tough stretch for Tyrod Taylor, who injured his knee in the Bills’ last game.
12. Panthers (+0)
Bye. They’ve played four mediocre opponents to make it to 4-0. Now they play a real contender, the Seattle Seahawks. Let’s see how real they are.
13. Steelers (+2)
Huge win on the road against the Chargers. Le’Veon Bell is holding the team together and after three horrid quarters, Mike Vick played football. Antonio Brown, meanwhile, is being ignored and that’s got to change. The defense is looking leagues better than anyone could have predicted.
14. Giants (+0)
They barely beat the 49ers, but again, this is a case of not seeing anyone on this list that deserves to be above them.
15. Chiefs (-7)
I want to believe in Kansas City but they failed to upset Green Bay, Denver or Cincinnati and I feel they needed to win one of those games. Losing to Chicago at home, as well as the loss of their best offensive weapon, Jamaal Charles, leaves Kansas City downtrodden.
16. Raiders (+4)
What a day for the Raiders. I don’t know how they do it and I’m hesitant to give them too much credit but they lost 16-10 to Denver. That, plain and simple, is stunning. Oakland looks like a real team right now.
17. Browns (+6)
Last week, I asked where Johnny Manziel was. Josh McCown went nuts this week in response, throwing for 457 yards and two touchdowns against the Ravens. I’m still asking where’s Johnny, but McCown was great on Sunday.
18. Cowboys (-1)
Dallas is losing pieces weekly. Bryant, Romo and Dunbar. The Cowboys have already announced they’re benching Brandon Weeden in favor of Matt Cassel and they’re considering a change at running back as well. I think they could come to regret both of these decisions. They’re being hasty.
19. Redskins (+5)
A comeback win against Philly and a narrow loss against Atlanta. The Redskins are trending upward. However, they’re benching a top-ten running back in Alfred Morris in exchange for Matt Jones, who had one good game. They need to get over themselves and start putting their best players on the field.
20. Chargers (-4)
San Diego’s injuries continue to pile up. Their offensive line is a bunch of new guys who’ve never played together before, leaving Melvin Gordon with little space to run and Rivers with little time to throw. Great teams find a way to beat adversity and the Chargers aren’t doing it.
21. Ravens (-3)
The Baltimore Ravens continue to fall. The defense that looked so good against Denver week one has disappeared. They just got shredded by Josh McCown. Baltimore is in the cellar of the AFC North for the first time in a long time.
22. Colts (+0)
I give props to Matt Hasselbeck for leading the Colts to victory. For an athlete his age to perform the way he did, it’s admirable. With that said, the Colts still suck and no matter who starts, they’re going to get crushed against New England.
23. Eagles (+2)
They beat the Saints. Big whoop. I want to see them execute against an average team before I move them out of the bottom of the barrel.
24. Texans (-5)
Houston’s struggles continue. The Texans used to have a top-ten defense. I have no clue where that defense went. Foster isn’t healthy yet and the quarterback roulette continues.
25. Titans (+4)
They were so close to beating a depleted Bills team before they choked away the lead again. They’ve blown leads in two straight games.
26. Jaguars (+2)
A high-scoring affair led to a narrow loss to Tampa Bay but Allen Hurns is a top receiver right now and Blake Bortles looks serviceable.
27. Dolphins (+0)
Bye. Let’s see how much a team can change after two weeks.
28. Bears (+4)
Jay Cutler and the Bears have stepped up in back-to-back weeks. They deserve some credit.
29. Buccaneers (+1)
A high-scoring win for Tampa Bay against Jacksonville. I guess you’ve got to start somewhere.
30. 49ers (+1)
A narrow loss to the Giants gets San Fran a point.
31. Saints (-5)
Saints looked like a team with Brees last week, but not this week. They just lost to a decrepit Philly team.
32. Lions (-11)
And finally, the Detroit Lions. I held them off from the bottom for as long as I could, but they’re giving me nothing to work with. They just got crushed by Arizona. They’ve given up on the run, again, and Stafford is left throwing the ball way too many times, again. They continue to make the same stupid mistakes.
Biggest Climb: Seahawks, Browns (+6)
Biggest Fall: Lions (-11)